WEEK 13

RED HOT by D.X.Pert


Now that the Howlers have cooled off, the Maniacs look like the team to beat. We all knew Barry Bonds would have another extraordinary season, but his manager did a terrific job taking guys like Miguel Cabrera and Scott Podsednik, and trading for speedy Carl Crawford. They've won their sixth game in a row and that is really tough to do.

And how about those Cubs? Two straight wins! They surprised everyone by beating a team with a rotation that includes Mark Prior, Ben Sheets and Roy Oswalt.

Poor Long Ballers, they lose for the fourth week in a row wasting terrific efforts from most of theri batters. Even from huge disappointment Kaz Matsui!

 

HITTER OF THE WEEK

PITCHER OF THE WEEK

Bobby Abreu

Randy Johnson

 

DRUNKEN MONKEYS

319

THUGS

351

C. Victor Martinez 15

1B. Frank Thomas 7

2B. Mark Loretta 30

3B. Carlos Guillen 43

SS. Rafael Furcal 36

OF. Ken Griffey Jr 8

OF. Vladimir Guerrero 26

OF. Lance Berkman 19

U. Carlos Lee 23

P. Carlos Zambrano 25

P. Adam Eaton 27

P. Livan Hernandez 34

P. Shawn Estes 9

P. Tom Glavine 17

C. Jason Varitek 9

1B. Derrek Lee 21

2B. Jeff Kent 5

3B. Casey Blake 32

SS. Nomar Garciaparra 23

OF. Carlos Beltran 35

OF. Mike Cameron 6

OF. Adam Dunn 34

U. Reggie Sanders 20

P. Mike Hampton 24

P. Mark Buehrle 56

P. Mark Mulder 42

P. Kevin Millwood 34

P. Keith Foulke 10

 

TERRIERS

353

CUBS

357

C. Paul LoDuca 16

1B. Pedro Feliz 5

2B. D'Angelo Jimenez 32

3B. Hank Blalock 38

SS. Miguel Tejada 37

OF. Preston Wilson 14

OF. Mark Teixeira 44

OF. Pat Burrell 30

U. Adrian Beltre 27

P. Mark Prior 20

P. Roy Oswalt 27

P. Jerome Williams 10

P. Ben Sheets 24

P. Armando Benitez 29

C. Rod Barajas 13

1B. Todd Helton 43

2B. Mark Grudzielanek 17

3B. Rob Mackowiak 22

SS. Derek Jeter 34

OF. Bernie Williams 21

OF. Marquis Grissom 20

OF. Gary Sheffield 21

U. Lyle Overbay 36

P. Danny Graves 30

P. Carl Pavano 17

P. Eric Milton 26

P. Victor Santos 14

P. David Wells 43

 

MANIACS

395

MAD TURTLES

332

C. Johnny Estrada 11

1B. Phil Nevin 35

2B. Ron Belliard 27

3B. Miguel Cabrera 35

SS. Michael Young 36

OF. Craig Biggio 33

OF. Barry Bonds 41

OF. Carl Crawford 42

U. Scott Podsednik 18

P. Brandon Webb 18

P. Octavio Dotel 40

P. Zach Day 16

P. Nate Robertson 25

P. Jason Schmidt 18

C. Mike Piazza 19

1B. Jeff Bagwell 18

2B. Jerry Hairston 24

3B. Mark Bellhorn 15

SS. Jose Valentin 19

OF. Jermaine Dye 32

OF. Trot Nixon 8

OF. Sammy Sosa 16

U. Erubiel Durazo 8

P. Gregg Maddux 17

P. Johan Santana 32

P. Curt Schilling 37

P. AJ Burnett 22

P. Randy Johnson 65

 

LONG BALLERS

368

TREE FROGS

377

C. Mike Lieberthal 33

1B. Paul Konerko 18

2B. Jose Vidro 39

3B. Eric Hinske 39

SS. Kaz Matsui 36

OF. Albert Pujols 30

OF. Brian Giles 36

OF. Jim Edmonds 13

U. Tony Womack 26

P. Brian Lawrence 13

P. Derek Lowe 4

P. Mariano Rivera 23

P. Javier Vazquez 38

P. Randy Wolf 20

C. Jorge Posada 18

1B. Jim Thome 29

2B. Brian Roberts 24

3B. Aubrey Huff 32

SS. Alex Rodriguez 21

OF. Corey Patterson 21

OF. JD Drew 55

OF. Jose Guillen 16

U. David Ortiz 27

P. Brad Penny 16

P. Jake Westbrook 35

P. Trevor Hoffman 36
P. Al Leiter 27
P. Matt Morris 20

 

SPRINGERS

295

BLACK SOX

382

C. AJ Pierzynski 13

1B. Jeff Conine 12

2B. Luis Castillo 18

3B. Mike Lowell 33

SS. Royce Clayton 23

OF. Jose Cruz 27

OF. Luis Gonzalez 25

OF. Manny Ramirez 26

U. Mark Kotsay 24

P. Danys Baez 16

P. Matt Clement 17

P. Chris Carpenter 17

P. Pedro Martinez 23

P. Jarret Wright 21

C. Ivan Rodriguez 38

1B. Rafael Palmeiro 21

2B. Alfonso Soriano 31

3B. Chone Figgins 18

SS. Juan Uribe 9

OF. Andruw Jones 31

OF. Steve Finley 25

OF. Rocco Baldelli 14

U. Junior Spivey 21

P. Victor Zambrano 48

P. Chris Capuano 32

P. Oliver Perez 32

P. Barry Zito 21

P. Glendon Rusch 41

 

HOWLERS

375

SLUGGERS

347

C. Jason Kendall 17

1B. Nick Johnson 22

2B. Bret Boone 33

3B. Scott Rolen 22

SS. Jimmy Rollins 42

OF. Hideki Matsui 21

OF. Johnny Damon 33

OF. Bobby Abreu 61

U. Geoff Jenkins 18

P. Brad Lidge 23

P. Ryan Franklin 17

P. Kelvim Escobar 27

P. Dontrelle Willis 6

P. Roy Halladay 33

C. Javy Lopez 38

1B. Ken Harvey 21

2B. Adam Kennedy 19

3B. Aramis Ramirez 19

SS. Edgar Renteria 26

OF. Ichiro Suzuki 30

OF. Garret Anderson 14

OF. Matt Lawton 27

U. Vinny Castilla 23

P. Ted Lilly 41

P. Jamie Moyer 7

P. Eric Gagne 42

P. Kenny Rogers 14

P. Miguel Batista 26

 

AMERICAN

DIVISION

W

L

DIV

PS

PA

Maniacs

9

4

6-4

4399

4194

Tree Frogs

8

5

5-5

4603

4368

Drunken Monkeys

6

7

5-5

4450

4385

Sluggers

6

7

5-5

4278

4274

Terriers

6

7

5-5

4195

4291

Black Sox

6

7

4-6

4103

4224

INTERNATIONAL DIVISION

W

L

DIV

PS

PA

Howlers

10

3

9-1

4644

4218

Thugs

9

4

7-3

4487

4051

Mad Turtles

7

6

6-4

4406

4454

Springers

5

8

4-6

4196

4220

Long Ballers

4

9

4-6

4175

4416

Cubs

2

11

0-10

3837

4678