WEEK 10

 

EMBARRASSING by D.X.Pert


0-10. That's right. People in Belfast are already asking for a manager change. Mr.Reilly, you have to do something. You could start trading your stars for picks in 2005, or you could trade picks for better keepers for next season. Obviously, this season is over for this franchise, but you have to start building for the future. In retrospect, it's safe to say that taking Derek Jeter in the third round was a huge mistake since Aura and Mystique aren't scoring categories in this league. And dropping Dave Roberts and Bobby Crosby were not good decisions. Tom, we all make mistakes, now it's time to start fixing them.

This week left some interesting stats. For instance, Mike Lowell hit 0 for 25 with just one walk. And Springers' Lowell, Millar and Clayton combined for a 4 for 60 week.

Heck, I've been focusing on the bad teams when we have the Howlers, who are playing amazing baseball and have a 9-1 record. I think they have all but secured a spot in the playoffs.

And just like the Majors, the Ruthless League also has interleague play and it starts this week. We'll get to see if the parity in the American division is due to mediocrity or excellence.

 

 

HITTER OF THE WEEK PITCHER OF THE WEEK
Derrek Lee

Pedro Martinez

 

 

DRUNKEN MONKEYS
387

SLUGGERS
356

C

Victor Martinez

21

C

Javy Lopez

19

1B

Frank Thomas

34

1B

Craig Wilson

20

2B

Mark Loretta

31

2B

Keith Ginter

14

SS

Rafael Furcal

28

SS

Egar Renteria

17

3B

Carlos Guillen

27

3B

Aramis Ramirez

33

OF

Vladimir Guerrero

37

OF

Moises Alou

19

OF

Lance Berkman

18

OF

Ichiro Suzuki

24

OF

Ken Griffey Jr

27

OF

Matt Lawton

36

DH

Carlos Lee

33

DH

Vinny Castilla

11

P

Tim Hudson

26

P

Ted Lilly

50

P

Cliff Lee

19

P

Jamie Moyer

30

P

Tom Glavine

54

P

Brad Radke

52

P

Corey Lidle

3

P

Eric Gagne

10

P

Carlos Zambrano

29

P

Kenny Rogers

21

 

 

TERRIERS

285

MANIACS

382

C

Paul LoDuca

16

C

Johnny Estrada

9

1B

Darryl Ward

17

1B

Phil Nevin

27

2B

D'angelo Jimenez

36

2B

Ron Belliard

28

SS

Miguel Tejada

13

SS

Michael Young

32

3B

Hank Blalock

30

3B

Miguel Cabrera

32

OF

Jody Gerut

15

OF

Barry Bonds

38

OF

Pat Burrell

11

OF

Jeff DaVanon

26

OF

Mark Teixeira

23

OF

Lew Ford

21

DH

Adrian Beltre

17

DH

Scott Podsednik

34

P

Mark Prior

2

P

Octavio Dotel

43

P

Francisco Cordero

24

P

Gregg Maddux

21

P

Jerome Williams

45

P

Zach Day

33

P

Jason Isringhausen

14

P

Jason Schmidt

27

P

Armando Benitez

22

P

John Thomson

11

 

 

TREE FROGS

288

BLACK SOX

293

C

Jorge Posada

18

C

Ivan Rodriguez

26

1B

Jim Thome

31

1B

Rafael Palmeiro

20

2B

Scott Hairston

23

2B

Alfonso Soriano

26

SS

Alex Rodriguez

31

SS

Juan Uribe

30

3B

Kevin Youkilis

13

3B

Chone Figgins

28

OF

Aubrey Huff

14

OF

Vernon Wells

25

OF

JD Drew

15

OF

Rocco Baldelli

11

OF

Jose Guillen

13

OF

Andruw Jones

15

DH

David Ortiz

23

DH

Steve Finley

19

P

Brad Penny

27

P

Shawn Estes

19

P

Carl Pavano

33

P

Joe Kennedy

10

P

CC Sabathia

16

P

Oliver Perez

18

P

Odalis Perez

29

P

Barry Zito

12

P

Kevin Brown

2

P

Glendon Rusch

34

 

 

LONG BALLERS

345

MAD TURTLES

349

C

Mike Lieberthal

12

C

Mike Piazza

24

1B

Travis Hafner

30

1B

Jeff Bagwell

22

2B

Jose Vidro

16

2B

Jerry Hairston

21

SS

Kaz Matsui

18

SS

Jose Valentin

17

3B

Eric Hinske

27

3B

Corey Koskie

19

OF

Jim Edmonds

33

OF

Jermaine Dye

34

OF

Brian Giles

18

OF

Dave Roberts

27

OF

Albert Pujols

2

OF

Jeromy Burnitz

20

DH

Paul Konerko

30

DH

Erubiel Durazo

34

P

Brian Lawrence

22

P

AJ Burnett

0

P

Derek Lowe

25

P

Randy Johnson

52

P

Mariano Rivera

40

P

Braden Looper

21

P

Javier Vazquez

55

P

Johan Santana

31

P

Paul Wilson

17

P

Curt Schilling

27

 

 

SPRINGERS

349

HOWLERS

439

C

AJ Pierzysnki

26

C

Jason Kendall

28

1B

Kevin Millar

8

1B

Sean Casey

28

2B

Luis Castillo

33

2B

Bret Boone

22

SS

Royce Clayton

4

SS

Jimmy Rollins

18

3B

Mike Lowell

2

3B

Scott Rolen

42

OF

Luis Gonzalez

26

OF

Johnny Damon

28

OF

Manny Ramirez

25

OF

Melvin Mora

20

OF

Danny Bautista

15

OF

Bobby Abreu

33

DH

Juan Pierre

34

DH

Nick Johnson

16

P

Matt Herges

17

P

Roger Clemens

29

P

Danys Baez

11

P

Kelvim Escobar

55

P

Pedro Martinez

60

P

Dontrelle Willis

51

P

Matt Clement

53

P

Francisco Rodriguez

43

P

Chris Carpenter

35

P

Woody Williams

26

 

 

THUGS

382

CUBS

274

C

Jason Varitek

17

C

Dan Wilson

8

1B

Derrek Lee

50

1B

Todd Helton

39

2B

Jeff Kent

25

2B

Eric Young

9

SS

Omar Vizquel

16

SS

Derek Jeter

29

3B

Shea Hillenbrand

22

3B

Rob Mackowiak

19

OF

Carlos Beltran

18

OF

Marquis Grissom

15

OF

Shawn Green

30

OF

Gary Sheffield

22

OF

Adam Dunn

27

OF

Carl Crawford

34

DH

Reggie Sanders

26

DH

Lyle Overbay

36

P

Mark Buehrle

41

P

Danny Graves

1

P

Kevin Millwood

13

P

Mike Mussina

13

P

Russ Ortiz

16

P

Eric Milton

9

P

Mark Mulder

50

P

Jeremy Affeldt

26

P

Kevin Foulke

31

P

Scott Schoeneweis

14

 

 

EASTERN AMERICA DIVISION

W

L

DIV

PS

PA

Maniacs

6

4

6-4

3393

3277

Drunken Monkeys

5

5

5-5

3487

3351

Tree Frogs

5

5

5-5

3439

3396

Sluggers

5

5

5-5

3289

3261

Terriers

5

5

5-5

3165

3260

Black Sox

4

6

4-6

3057

3285

REST OF THE WORLD DIVISION

W

L

DIV

PS

PA

Howlers

9

1

9-1

3628

3121

Thugs

7

3

7-3

3465

3105

Mad Turtles

6

4

6-4

3404

3380

Springers

4

6

4-6

3267

3274

Long Ballers

4

6

4-6

3245

3313

Cubs

0

10

0-10

2830

3646